Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved Amazon: Warmest greetings my name is Thor. Me: Greeting. Thor. Can I be Odin ? Amazon: Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day? Me: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occurred to cause this agony? Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How C3n we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book. Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to you! I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things.
I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest in order to get the book back to you. Me: Very well my son. Amazon: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father. Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book. Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon. I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move Me: Ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book ? Amazon: haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book Me: Great! Amazon: Have you placed the order? Me: let me do that
done Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you
That good? Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet! Amazon: haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap! Me: Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man Amazon: No problem.Is there any other issue or question that I canhelp you with? Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it Amazon: Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin Me: Bye my son
