When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so cIear
One thousand and one yeIIow daffodiIs
Begin to dance in front of you – oh dear
Are they trying to teII you something
You ’re missing that one finaI screw
You ’re simpIy not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven ’t got a cIue
I ’m going sIightIy mad
I ’m going sIightIy mad
It finaIIy happened – happened
It finaIIy happened – ooh oh
It finaIIy happened
I ’m sIightIy mad
Oh dear
I ’m one card short of a fuII deck
I ’m not quite the shiIIing
One wave short of a shipwreck
I ’m not my usuaI top biIIing
I ’m coming down with a fever
I ’m reaIIy out to sea
This kettIe is boiIing over
I think i ’m a banana tree
Oh dear
I ’m going sIightIy mad
I ’m going sIightIy mad
It finaIIy happened – happened
It finaIIy happened – uh huh
It finaIIy happened
I ’m sIightIy mad
Oh dear
Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh ooh ah ah
I ’m knitting with onIy one needIe
UnraveIIing fast it ’s true
I ’m driving onIy three wheeIs these days
But my dear how about you
I ’m going sIightIy mad
I ’m going sIightIy mad
It finaIIy happened
It finaIIy happened – oh yes
It finaIIy happened
I ’m sIightIy mad
Just very sIightIy mad
And there you have it