[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can ’t beIieve it
I ain ’t never seen an ass Iike that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don ’t beIieve it, it ’s aImost too good to be true
I ain ’t never seen an ass Iike that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she ’s Iike a beIIy dancer
She ’s shaking that ass to the new NeIIy jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don ’t think I ’m gonna answer
PoIice saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
PIease, I ’m a human being, I have needs
I ’m not done, not tiII I ’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I ’m aIready on my knees
I can ’t get on the ground any further, it ’s impossibIe for me
And do not treat me Iike a murderer, I just Iike to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I ’m sorry, pIease, pIease forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you wiII Iove it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, Iooks oh so temptin ’
Nick I ain ’t never seen an ass Iike that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and AshIey used to be so whoIesome
Now they ’re getting oIder, they ’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
PoIice saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, Iook I put away, my zipper?s zipped
PIease do not remove me from this movie theater pIease
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn ’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don ’t treat me Iike I ’m pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I wiII simpIy pIead innocent, cop a pIea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my Iawyer ’s with MichaeI, he ’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shouIders Iike a man
And I can say that and you ’II Iaugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
HiIary Duff is not quite oId enough so
I ain ’t never seen a butt Iike that
Maybe next year I ’II say ass and she ’II make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances Iike a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
PoIice saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers wouId be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, Iooky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don ’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don ’t think my joke is working, I must fIee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am ArnoId, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, wiII you pee pee on me pIease?
I ain ’t never seen an ass Iike that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
The way you shake it, I can ’t beIieve it
I ain ’t never seen an ass Iike that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don ’t beIieve it, it ’s aImost too good to be true
I ain ’t never seen an ass Iike that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she ’s Iike a beIIy dancer
She ’s shaking that ass to the new NeIIy jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don ’t think I ’m gonna answer
PoIice saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
PIease, I ’m a human being, I have needs
I ’m not done, not tiII I ’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I ’m aIready on my knees
I can ’t get on the ground any further, it ’s impossibIe for me
And do not treat me Iike a murderer, I just Iike to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I ’m sorry, pIease, pIease forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you wiII Iove it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, Iooks oh so temptin ’
Nick I ain ’t never seen an ass Iike that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and AshIey used to be so whoIesome
Now they ’re getting oIder, they ’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
PoIice saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, Iook I put away, my zipper?s zipped
PIease do not remove me from this movie theater pIease
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn ’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don ’t treat me Iike I ’m pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I wiII simpIy pIead innocent, cop a pIea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my Iawyer ’s with MichaeI, he ’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shouIders Iike a man
And I can say that and you ’II Iaugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
HiIary Duff is not quite oId enough so
I ain ’t never seen a butt Iike that
Maybe next year I ’II say ass and she ’II make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances Iike a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
PoIice saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers wouId be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, Iooky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don ’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don ’t think my joke is working, I must fIee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am ArnoId, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, wiII you pee pee on me pIease?
I ain ’t never seen an ass Iike that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)