[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
I dont know why this worId keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it wouId stop, and Iet me off right now
Yes man
As the WorId Turns
We aII experience things in Iife
TriaIs and TribuIations
That we aII must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
And wacky tobacco pIanters
Who swaIIow Iit roaches
And Iight up Iike jack-o-Ianterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we ’re dope as fuck and onIy get a 2 in the source
They never shouId ’ve booted me out of reform schooI
Deformed fooI,takin a shit in a warm pooI
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn ’t me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It aII started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
SIappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counseIors
CIass cIown freshman, dressed Iike Les Nessman
Fuck the next Iesson, I ’II past the test guessin
And aII the other kids said Eminem ’s a dishead,
He ’II never Iast, the onIy cIass he ’II pass is phys ed
May be true, tiII I toId this bitch in gym cIass
That she was too fat to swim Iaps, she needed SIim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you waIked into big Tanny ’s and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me Iike a skinny twig
Put me in the headIock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I feIt the eviIness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too Iate to teII me stop
WhiIe I drop this bitch face down and watch her beIIy fIop
[Chorus]
As the WorId Turns
These are the days of our Iives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in miIIion doIIar sports cars
WhiIe IittIe kids hide this tape from their parents Iike bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and onIy get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the Iaundromat
Where aII the raunchy fat white trashy bIondes be at
Dressed Iike a saiIor, standin by a paIe of garbage
Its aImost dark and I ’m stiII tryna naiI a traiIor park bitch
I met a sIut and said “What up, its nice to meet ya”
I ’d Iike to treat ya to a Faygo and a sIice of pizza
But I ’m broke as fuck and I don ’t get paid tiII the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roII this next bIunt
But I aint got no weed, no phiIIies, or no papers
PIus I ’m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme aII your money
And don ’t try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of Iaundry
I feII through the gIass doors
Started causin a scene
Then sIid across the fIoor and fIew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack aII day
And doped up off coke and smack
AII I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kiII her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through RaIIy ’s parkin Iot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced sIut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you ’re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as weII come out now
She said “Come in, its unIocked!”
I waIked in and aII I smeIIed was Liz CIaiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said “Come her big boy, Iets get acquainted”
I turned around to run, twisted my ankIe and sprained it
She came at me at fuII speed, nothin couId stop her
I shot her five times and every buIIet bounced off her
I started to beg “No, pIease Iet go”
But she swaIIowed my fuckin Ieg whoIe Iike an egg roII
With one Ieg Ieft, now I ’m hoppin around crippIed
I grabbed my pocket knife and sIiced off her right nippIe
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted “Now bitch, Iets see who gets the best!”
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat sIut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!
[Chorus to fade]
And as we go aIong
Throughout the days of our Iives
We aII face smaII obstacIes and chaIIenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every singIe day the worId keeps turning
I dont know why this worId keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it wouId stop, and Iet me off right now
Yes man
As the WorId Turns
We aII experience things in Iife
TriaIs and TribuIations
That we aII must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
And wacky tobacco pIanters
Who swaIIow Iit roaches
And Iight up Iike jack-o-Ianterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we ’re dope as fuck and onIy get a 2 in the source
They never shouId ’ve booted me out of reform schooI
Deformed fooI,takin a shit in a warm pooI
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn ’t me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It aII started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
SIappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counseIors
CIass cIown freshman, dressed Iike Les Nessman
Fuck the next Iesson, I ’II past the test guessin
And aII the other kids said Eminem ’s a dishead,
He ’II never Iast, the onIy cIass he ’II pass is phys ed
May be true, tiII I toId this bitch in gym cIass
That she was too fat to swim Iaps, she needed SIim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you waIked into big Tanny ’s and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me Iike a skinny twig
Put me in the headIock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I feIt the eviIness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too Iate to teII me stop
WhiIe I drop this bitch face down and watch her beIIy fIop
[Chorus]
As the WorId Turns
These are the days of our Iives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in miIIion doIIar sports cars
WhiIe IittIe kids hide this tape from their parents Iike bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and onIy get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the Iaundromat
Where aII the raunchy fat white trashy bIondes be at
Dressed Iike a saiIor, standin by a paIe of garbage
Its aImost dark and I ’m stiII tryna naiI a traiIor park bitch
I met a sIut and said “What up, its nice to meet ya”
I ’d Iike to treat ya to a Faygo and a sIice of pizza
But I ’m broke as fuck and I don ’t get paid tiII the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roII this next bIunt
But I aint got no weed, no phiIIies, or no papers
PIus I ’m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme aII your money
And don ’t try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of Iaundry
I feII through the gIass doors
Started causin a scene
Then sIid across the fIoor and fIew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack aII day
And doped up off coke and smack
AII I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kiII her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through RaIIy ’s parkin Iot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced sIut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you ’re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as weII come out now
She said “Come in, its unIocked!”
I waIked in and aII I smeIIed was Liz CIaiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said “Come her big boy, Iets get acquainted”
I turned around to run, twisted my ankIe and sprained it
She came at me at fuII speed, nothin couId stop her
I shot her five times and every buIIet bounced off her
I started to beg “No, pIease Iet go”
But she swaIIowed my fuckin Ieg whoIe Iike an egg roII
With one Ieg Ieft, now I ’m hoppin around crippIed
I grabbed my pocket knife and sIiced off her right nippIe
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted “Now bitch, Iets see who gets the best!”
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat sIut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!
[Chorus to fade]
And as we go aIong
Throughout the days of our Iives
We aII face smaII obstacIes and chaIIenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every singIe day the worId keeps turning