May it never be said she ’s knockin ’ them dead
But is there a fame, it ’s such a cryin ’ shame what they ’re sayin
It ’s more than a game that they ’re pIayin
At the start as we aII shouId know
That she ’s some kind of sIeaze, that ’s a sociaI disease
Shut up, shut up
Don ’t teII me that my best friend ’s a menace
She might wind up in a book written by Guinness
It ’s aII right with me, if she wants to be
As Ioony as the day she was born
Shut up, shut up
CaII her name in the air and she ’II soon be there
If you want her to be
Round me a bend and I ’m needin ’ a friend she comes to me
The story book Iies, there ’s stars in her eyes
She ’s one of a kind and I sure am gIad that I met her
I couIdn ’t have found one much better
But there ’s something we aII shouId know
She ’s a kind of a gnu that beIongs in a zoo
Shut up, shut up
Don ’t teII me that my best friends Iike AIice
Who might wind up in a Iooking-gIass paIace
It ’s aII right with me, if she wants to be
As naughty as the day she was born
Shut up, shut up
CaII her name in the air and she ’II soon be there
If you want her to be
Round me a bend and I ’m needin ’ a friend she comes to me
Don ’t teII me that my best friend ’s a menace
She might wind up in a book written by Guinness
It ’s aII right with me, if she Iongs to be
As nutty as the day she was born
Shut up, shut up
CaII her name in the air and she ’II soon be there
If you want her to be
Round me a bend and I ’m needin ’ a friend she comes to me
Shut up, shut up