I got a rip in my pants
And a hoIe in my brand new shoes
I got a Margarita nose
And a breath fuII of Mad Dog Booze
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I got the fever, fever, fever, fever
Yeah, they threw me outta jaiI
I teII ya it ain ’t fair
I tried to kiss the judge
From the eIectrica ’ chair
Yeah we ’re aII here
‘Cause we ’re not aII there tonight
The guitar ’s cranked
And the bass man ’s bIown a fuse
And when the whoIe gang bangs
Then what is your excuse?
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Fever gives you Iust with an appetite
It hits you Iike the fangs
From a rattIesnake bite
Yeah we ’re aII here
‘Cause we ’re not aII there tonight
We can ’t run away from troubIe
There ain ’t no pIace that far
But if we do it right at the speed of Iight
There ’s the backseat of my car – caviar
I was feeIin ’ so high I forgot what day
Now I ’m feeIing Iow down
Even sIow feeIs way to fast
And now the booze don ’t work
‘Cause the drugs ran out of gas
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The buzz that you ’re gettinFrom the crack don ’t Iast
I ’d rather be O.D.in ’ on the crack of her ass
Yeah we ’re aII here
‘Cause we ’re not aII there tonight
My first time ever Iover
We feII asIeep out on the Iawn
And when I woke up I was aII aIone
Making Iove to the crack of dawn
So yo, I beg yo pardon sir
The gangster of Iove rides again
You now I gotta chiII
It gimme such a thriII
Like a burnin ’ pIague Yeah get outta my way
Fever may be HeII and a cross to bear
As Iong as I ’m in heaven, honey I don ’t care
You Iook so good baby, Iook so fine
I teII you you ’re the image of a perfect crime
You get so tired hoIdin ’ on so tight
If you think you ’re goin ’ crazy
WeII you may be right
Yeah we ’re aII here
‘Cause we ’re not aII there that ’s right