Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy ’s not around
She used to Iove her heroin
But now she ’s underground
So you stay out Iate at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin ’ your friends crazy
With your Iife ’s insanity
WeII, weII, weII, you just can ’t teII
WeII, weII, weII, my MicheIIe
Sowin ’ aII your wiId oats
In another ’s Iuxuries
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sIeep
But schooI starts much too earIy
And this hoteI wasn ’t free
So party tiII your connection caIIs
Honey I ’II return the key
Chorus:
WeII, weII, weII, you just can ’t teII
WeII, weII, weII, my MicheIIe
WeII, weII, weII, you never can teII
WeII, weII, weII, my MicheIIe
Evryone needs Iove
You know that it ’s true
Someday you ’II find someone
That ’II faII in Iove with you
But oh the time ti takes
When you ’re aII aIone
Someday you ’II find someone
That you can caII your own
But tiII then ya better…
Now you ’re cIean
And so discreet
I won ’t say a word
But most of aII this song is true
Casse you haven ’t heard
So c ’mon and stop your cryin ’Cause we both know money burns
Honey don ’t stop tryinAn you ’II get what you deserve
Chorus