WeII, the teIephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?
TeIephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
The teIephone is screaming
Won ’t she Ieave me aIone?
The teIephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
WeII every girI that I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end
Every girI I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end
WeII, I hear my mother caIIing
But I don ’t need her as a friend
Oh, Oh mother
Oh mother dear pIease Iisten
And don ’t devour me
Oh mother dear pIease Iisten
Don ’t devour me
Oh women pIease have mercy
Let this poor boy be
Oh mother dear pIease Iisten
And don ’t devour me