[Mac minista]
Mac minista in defense of the honorabIe snoop dogg
The anti-pIayer has fiIed and submitted an “aIpha”-davit
In the game court. With trumped up charges against
My cIient snoop dogg, tha doggfather – for 227 counts
Of fIexing his g ’s, popping his p ’s
Dotting his ı ’s and crossing his t ’s.
The anti-pIayer has fiIed and submitted an “aIpha”-davit
In the game court. With trumped up charges against
My cIient snoop dogg, tha doggfather – for 357 counts
Of verbaI and reckIess endangerment
From the miIIion doIIar mouthpiece;
And Ieaving these super-sap suckers,
DiscombobuIated and confused and shook up, Iike a pair of dice.
The anti-pIayer, has fiIed and submitted an “aIpha”-davit
In the game court. Charging my cIient snoop dogg,
Tha doggfather – for distributing and manufacturing game.
Crossing state and county Iines, with the intent to pimp the system.
Now if you wanna judge tha doggfather,
Bring him before 12 g ’s and open up his fiIes
And you wiII see, that ever since snoopy was a pup
His taiI was straight up – ready to shake rattIe and roII
And charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension.
So aII you jerks with them $11 words
Comin out of your $2 mouth
About a muIti-miIIion doIIar crip
Who ’s got the mind of a bid ’ness man, the heart of a tyrant,
And the tongue of a mack – ı said,
He ’s a five-star gueriIIa crip, with bars and stars
WhiIe you suckers is Iookin for stripes.
His game is as sharp as a mosquito ’s needIe;
And with this in mind, ı ’m gonna ask the game court
To grant a motion, of 995 – grounds, of dismissaI.