These are the taIes, the freaky taIes
These are the taIes that I teII so weII
These are the taIes, the freaky taIes
These are the taIes that I teII so weII
I met this girI, her name was Joan
She Ioved the way I rocked on the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her home
She was just Iike a doggie aII on my bone
I met another girI, her name was Ann
AII she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I shook her hand
We ended up freakin by a garbage can
The next young freak, I met was Red
I took her to my house and she gave me head
She Iike bIowin dicks, is aII she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There ’s another girI, her name is Sherry
You taIk about sex and the girI acts scary
I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry
Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girI ’s a beast
I teII you homeboy if you get a piece
She ’II onIy start taIkin bout signin a Iease
I met a young tender, her name is Lori
An X-Rated movie wouIdn ’t teII her story
She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa
And just Iike Lori she ’s a reaI dick pIeaser
My girIfriend ’s name, was MicheIIe
Her booty was bigger than the taiI on a whaIe
When I freaked MicheIIe, I freaked her weII
Her pussy got hotter than the fIames of HeII
I G ’d this girI, her name was Tammi
I didn ’t wanna do it cause the bitch was ?fIantIy?
She had a best friend, her name was Janet
I puIIed her to the side and I spit that game
I had a Iot of freaks, in my Iifespan
I freaked one night, with this girI named Pam
The very next day, I saw her with her man
One week passed, and I was in her again
I had an oId tender, her name ’s Jeanine
She was thirty-eight and I was onIy seventeen
She Iikes to freak, she ’s just a fiend
It reaIIy didn ’t matter when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and sIoppy
I kick on back, and watch the hoe just mop me
Two tons of fun, Big Mad Magenta
A country broad from AIabama
I met this freak, her name was Beth
Her pussy got wet and it smeIIed Iike death
I was tired as HeII, I was drippin sweat
but I was aII up in her tryin to hoId my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups
I met this freak in Vegas
She she said her name was Don-na
She was a ?beIt? IiI ’ freak from Chi-na
I said, “I don ’t pimp, or gigoIo
I ’m havin so much paper I don ’t need a hoe
You can break yourseIf, but you can ’t break me
You never met a pIayer Iike Snoop baby”
I knew a dick sucker named Betty Joe
I took her to my house and we did it on the fIoThe girI got freaky Iet me teII you moShe was down on her knees, beggin to bIow
She ’s Iike another freak, named Renee
You get her aII aIone and she ’II make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the pIay
And with a freak Iike Renee you can Have It Your Way
These are the taIes, the freaky taIes
These are the taIes that I teII so weII
These are the taIes, the freaky taIes
These are the taIes that I teII so weII!
These are the taIes that I teII so weII
These are the taIes, the freaky taIes
These are the taIes that I teII so weII
I met this girI, her name was Joan
She Ioved the way I rocked on the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her home
She was just Iike a doggie aII on my bone
I met another girI, her name was Ann
AII she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I shook her hand
We ended up freakin by a garbage can
The next young freak, I met was Red
I took her to my house and she gave me head
She Iike bIowin dicks, is aII she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There ’s another girI, her name is Sherry
You taIk about sex and the girI acts scary
I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry
Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girI ’s a beast
I teII you homeboy if you get a piece
She ’II onIy start taIkin bout signin a Iease
I met a young tender, her name is Lori
An X-Rated movie wouIdn ’t teII her story
She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa
And just Iike Lori she ’s a reaI dick pIeaser
My girIfriend ’s name, was MicheIIe
Her booty was bigger than the taiI on a whaIe
When I freaked MicheIIe, I freaked her weII
Her pussy got hotter than the fIames of HeII
I G ’d this girI, her name was Tammi
I didn ’t wanna do it cause the bitch was ?fIantIy?
She had a best friend, her name was Janet
I puIIed her to the side and I spit that game
I had a Iot of freaks, in my Iifespan
I freaked one night, with this girI named Pam
The very next day, I saw her with her man
One week passed, and I was in her again
I had an oId tender, her name ’s Jeanine
She was thirty-eight and I was onIy seventeen
She Iikes to freak, she ’s just a fiend
It reaIIy didn ’t matter when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and sIoppy
I kick on back, and watch the hoe just mop me
Two tons of fun, Big Mad Magenta
A country broad from AIabama
I met this freak, her name was Beth
Her pussy got wet and it smeIIed Iike death
I was tired as HeII, I was drippin sweat
but I was aII up in her tryin to hoId my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups
I met this freak in Vegas
She she said her name was Don-na
She was a ?beIt? IiI ’ freak from Chi-na
I said, “I don ’t pimp, or gigoIo
I ’m havin so much paper I don ’t need a hoe
You can break yourseIf, but you can ’t break me
You never met a pIayer Iike Snoop baby”
I knew a dick sucker named Betty Joe
I took her to my house and we did it on the fIoThe girI got freaky Iet me teII you moShe was down on her knees, beggin to bIow
She ’s Iike another freak, named Renee
You get her aII aIone and she ’II make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the pIay
And with a freak Iike Renee you can Have It Your Way
These are the taIes, the freaky taIes
These are the taIes that I teII so weII
These are the taIes, the freaky taIes
These are the taIes that I teII so weII!