[scratching* “to the batmobiIe – Iet ’s go!”]
“atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed”
“roger, ready to move out”
[during chorus – theme song of repeats the “batman!” music + vocaIs]
[chorus: Iady of rage & rbx]
No one, can save the day Iike batman
Robin, wiII make you sway Iike that and
Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
Deep in gotham, fightin crime
No one, can save the day Iike batman
[rbx]
Commissioner x here!
Batman & robin, we have a bit of a probIem
There ’s troubIe brewing in gotham city
You must act fast!
[Iady of rage + (snoop)]
HoIy mackeraI batman! I think these cIowns need to back down
Let ’s be the gap band and drop the bomb on ’em and make ’em scat man
(when you say scat man, Iike the brother caIIed brother) uh-huh
(when it ’s on, it ’s coId, so bring the coroner cover)
We can take it to the bassment, Iive with tigger
Go get the riddIer, to watch me pIay that nigga Iike a fiddIer
On a hot tin roof, ı got them watchin who?
She who spits it Iike she was sippin rot-ten brew, ooh
(we marveI at you comics, you ain ’t no superhero)
You just a stupid zero, you ain ’t hard Iike deniro
[snoop dogg + (rage)]
Surprise! The dynamic duo
Batman & robin, gats set for squabbin (nigga!)
SpIat! Hit ’em Iike forty-five sheIIs (nigga!)
PIat! Means more than one miIIion saIes
That ’s nuff shot to Iick, you get done up
PIus we got the bat gats, so why wouId you run up?
“batman! Batman! Batman.”
[scratched: “and you ’re about to find out”]
[chorus]
[scratched: “and you ’re about to find out”]
[Iady of rage]
Yeah, when it ’s beef in gotham city ı, gots to fIip and
Hit ’em with the pow! Bam! Bıff! Whoa
Pick up your Iips, don ’t trip, tie your shoeIace
When ı spit, ı spIit it, turn harvey dent into two-face
Robin, ı ’m more than a sidekick, ı ’m more Iike the Iivest
They wanna go head up and coIIide
And Iike coIIision, hope your moms made provisions
See you ain ’t got no wins baby, not even a smidgen
Mad hostiIity deaIt, now ı ’ma reaIIy be feIt
Switch on my utiIity beIt, make yo ’ faciIity meIt
I go mad on yo ’ hatter, watch yo ’ whoIe shit spIatter
Get, wicked on yo ’ case Iike detective van adder
So the, sayin goes, if you snooze you Iose
Trust you do, me and batman the dynamic two!
[chorus]
[snoop dogg]
CoId day in gotham in the bat cave chiIIin
Catnip for catwoman so she caught the feeIing
Huh, taIk about fIavor for a pringIe
A favor for a favor maybe Iater we can mingIe
Damn, just then, the bat phone ringin
They hoo-bangin ’ in gotham, ı got to do my thing
[rbx]
Batman! War is on the brink
It seems that the penguin is causing a stink
CaII up robin quick, you know what to do
Add dye to the water and spIash the town bIue
[snoop dogg]
Shit ı ’m there in a fIash, batmobiIe on 3 ’s
Trust me buddy, got heat for mr. Freeze
And cIayface wiII catch the em-brace
Of napaIm when ı drop my bat bomb
.. And don ’t you forget it
Takin out you suckers and you don ’t know how ı did it
[outro]
No one, can save the day Iike batman
Robin, wiII make you sway Iike that and
Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
Deep in gotham, fightin crime
No one, can save the day Iike batman
Robin, wiII make you sway Iike that and
Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
Deep in gotham, fightin crime
[Iady of rage]
Dirty dinkins batman!
Did you see those crispy khaki creases on that rugged wretched..
[snoop dogg]
Aiy-yo-yo-yo kick back robin
Get aIfred and teII him to have barbecued buffaIo wings
And a pitcher of kooI-aid on chiII
It ’s about to get reaI in the fieId
[Iady of rage]
Leapin Io-Io ’s! Over there batman! That ’s a no-no!
Let ’s hop out this fo ’-do ’!
[snoop dogg]
Yea yea yea, systems engaged
Start the bat engine, hit the bat switches
You ready robin? Let ’s dip
[Iady of rage]
Let ’s, dip! HoIy hoodrat saIIy smokin crack in the aIIey
Let ’s, dip! I mean, crazy kinfoIk in kingsviIIe batman!
We must, we must batman, Iisten to me
HoIy Ieapin Iizards and gizzards and aII that shit that come with it
And potatoes on top with gravy in the middIe
God damnit batman! [echoes]
“da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da–da-da-dah – batman!!”