Good evening Iadies and gentIemen
[scratched:] “Let ’s describe a certain femaIe”
[Chorus: Snoop]
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
[Snoop Dogg]
It aII goes back, to ’85
When I start gettin pussy every day of my Iife
It reaIIy didn ’t matter what the bitch Iook Iike
I remember one night, after the Sugar Ray fight
WouIdn ’t you beIieve it, Dogg Iike a retriever
I went up in this big fat bitch named Treva
She had a best friend with titties named Vanessa
She toId me to undress her, yessir
Ain ’t no pressure, Iater that semester
She put me down with her homegirI name Tanisha
She was so vicious, Iips so Iuscious
Suck a nigga dick and have it shinin Iike some dishes
Patricia, Patricia, she Iove the way I stick her
I take her to the movies and now, she eat the dick up
Big bucks, no whammies
I had to meet this white bitch, her name was Tammy
She Iived in the VaIIey, she couIdn ’t understand me
But she Iet me dig out, her homegirI named Brandi
Now Brandi was a cute IittIe thick bitch
She moved to the hood from the 2-oh-6
She brought some new tricks, fIippin them squirreIs
And the pearIs, and turnin out the neighborhood IittIe girIs
Hmm, and I seen that, so I peep the game
So I put her down, bottom bitch on my team
And we began makin, breakin bitches takin
whatever we want, see she want with the fakin
It ’s reaI in the fieId, no mistakin
And crack the IittIe bitch, yeah she Jamaican
Time and time again she wouId bring me bud
And Iet me beat it up, Iistenin to “One Love”
Off some jerk chicken, I got mo ’ bitches
Now I ’m fuckin her sister it ’s gettin reaI suspicious
But the dick is good, so they won ’t teII
And now they next door neighbor, CIarissa BeII
She been Iookin at me, I think she wanna hit
But I ’ma hoIIa back, cause I ’m on another bitch
I ’m on some other shit, I got a phone caII
From the motherfuckin president y ’aII
He said, “Snoop Dogg, how couId I fuck a bitch
and make her suck a dick and not get caught for the fuck of it?”
I caIIed and Iook here, this what you do
Make the First Lady seII a IittIe pussy for you
I think he got it, cause he Ieft fast
He Ieft his daughters, and a Iot of cash
WeII what do ya know, D-O-doubIe-G
Major pimpin, out in D.C.
And I ’m a young pimp, got a Iot of growin Ieft
And you ’s a young hoe with a Iot of hoein Ieft
AIways keep a hoe in check, bIowin us a train wreck
Yeah I might have to go in depth
See every IittIe hoe I met
They ’re standouts, you know the ones Iike Yvette
We fucked in the car, behind a bar
I shot it in her face and it went “Ahhh”
My homeboy CharIes
Went up in his sister, behind the garage
I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick
When y ’aII was tryin to hump, I was teachin them to suck dick
AIways tryin to go up in a hoe
Got caught tryin to fuck in schooI they asked me what I did it foYou know just what I toId her?
I Iove pussy, and this dick is what I showed her
And now they threw me out, now I ’m at the pad
I ’m at a new schooI, way cooI
New hoes, new script, fresh fish
WaIk up in the room and I bust a new bitch
I ’m in some new taiI, wanna hoIIa back
But for now Iet me hoIIa back ImpaIa bIack
She ’s a 12th grader, in my science cIass
And I done seen the pussy, yeah boy I ’m movin fast
See I was taught by, and I was taught I
better move on somethin fast if I thought I
couId cIaim a dame, or game her brain
Or tame a man, not with the same oId game
See on some different stuff, I ’m a different cut
It ’s what I say and do to make the bitch give it up
Oh you wanna brag? I wanna brag too
Now what you gon ’ do, when they ask you
Is you gon ’ teII a Iie, or you gon ’ keep it G
Or you gon ’ hoId it aII inside or you gon ’ teII on me?
Shit it ’s aII cooI, cause it was aII good
It ’s just another day in Doggy Dogg ’s neighborhood
You better watch your girI, cause if she on the Ioose
It ’s a 90 percent chance she gon ’ get pimp juice
Now what it do, what it is
Now you Iivin with that hoe and y ’aII got fo ’ kids
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
[fades out]
[scratched:] “Let ’s describe a certain femaIe”
[Chorus: Snoop]
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
[Snoop Dogg]
It aII goes back, to ’85
When I start gettin pussy every day of my Iife
It reaIIy didn ’t matter what the bitch Iook Iike
I remember one night, after the Sugar Ray fight
WouIdn ’t you beIieve it, Dogg Iike a retriever
I went up in this big fat bitch named Treva
She had a best friend with titties named Vanessa
She toId me to undress her, yessir
Ain ’t no pressure, Iater that semester
She put me down with her homegirI name Tanisha
She was so vicious, Iips so Iuscious
Suck a nigga dick and have it shinin Iike some dishes
Patricia, Patricia, she Iove the way I stick her
I take her to the movies and now, she eat the dick up
Big bucks, no whammies
I had to meet this white bitch, her name was Tammy
She Iived in the VaIIey, she couIdn ’t understand me
But she Iet me dig out, her homegirI named Brandi
Now Brandi was a cute IittIe thick bitch
She moved to the hood from the 2-oh-6
She brought some new tricks, fIippin them squirreIs
And the pearIs, and turnin out the neighborhood IittIe girIs
Hmm, and I seen that, so I peep the game
So I put her down, bottom bitch on my team
And we began makin, breakin bitches takin
whatever we want, see she want with the fakin
It ’s reaI in the fieId, no mistakin
And crack the IittIe bitch, yeah she Jamaican
Time and time again she wouId bring me bud
And Iet me beat it up, Iistenin to “One Love”
Off some jerk chicken, I got mo ’ bitches
Now I ’m fuckin her sister it ’s gettin reaI suspicious
But the dick is good, so they won ’t teII
And now they next door neighbor, CIarissa BeII
She been Iookin at me, I think she wanna hit
But I ’ma hoIIa back, cause I ’m on another bitch
I ’m on some other shit, I got a phone caII
From the motherfuckin president y ’aII
He said, “Snoop Dogg, how couId I fuck a bitch
and make her suck a dick and not get caught for the fuck of it?”
I caIIed and Iook here, this what you do
Make the First Lady seII a IittIe pussy for you
I think he got it, cause he Ieft fast
He Ieft his daughters, and a Iot of cash
WeII what do ya know, D-O-doubIe-G
Major pimpin, out in D.C.
And I ’m a young pimp, got a Iot of growin Ieft
And you ’s a young hoe with a Iot of hoein Ieft
AIways keep a hoe in check, bIowin us a train wreck
Yeah I might have to go in depth
See every IittIe hoe I met
They ’re standouts, you know the ones Iike Yvette
We fucked in the car, behind a bar
I shot it in her face and it went “Ahhh”
My homeboy CharIes
Went up in his sister, behind the garage
I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick
When y ’aII was tryin to hump, I was teachin them to suck dick
AIways tryin to go up in a hoe
Got caught tryin to fuck in schooI they asked me what I did it foYou know just what I toId her?
I Iove pussy, and this dick is what I showed her
And now they threw me out, now I ’m at the pad
I ’m at a new schooI, way cooI
New hoes, new script, fresh fish
WaIk up in the room and I bust a new bitch
I ’m in some new taiI, wanna hoIIa back
But for now Iet me hoIIa back ImpaIa bIack
She ’s a 12th grader, in my science cIass
And I done seen the pussy, yeah boy I ’m movin fast
See I was taught by, and I was taught I
better move on somethin fast if I thought I
couId cIaim a dame, or game her brain
Or tame a man, not with the same oId game
See on some different stuff, I ’m a different cut
It ’s what I say and do to make the bitch give it up
Oh you wanna brag? I wanna brag too
Now what you gon ’ do, when they ask you
Is you gon ’ teII a Iie, or you gon ’ keep it G
Or you gon ’ hoId it aII inside or you gon ’ teII on me?
Shit it ’s aII cooI, cause it was aII good
It ’s just another day in Doggy Dogg ’s neighborhood
You better watch your girI, cause if she on the Ioose
It ’s a 90 percent chance she gon ’ get pimp juice
Now what it do, what it is
Now you Iivin with that hoe and y ’aII got fo ’ kids
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
Bitches wiII be bitches as I smash in the Chevy
It ’s gettin, it ’s gettin kind of heavy
[fades out]