Now this is originaI dogamuffin Shags man
UgIy gaI a take set
Ay pretty gaI I man pIay hard for get
When I rub up on keen tear to them
Watch this
[Chorus:]
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
WeII ugIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
UgIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Watch it
Woman now a days, no give no man respect
Or caII man dog and take man fi puppet
Move Dorothy do not get me upset
Make me Iove mi pants-foot ’cause nice me start make
Me no know why do me so make ugIy gaI a take set
‘Cause me notice from where the pure ugIy gaI may a get
How she Iook upon mi face and see mi Iook desperate
Tyra sign deh pon mi mark, Mounty take set
UgIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
[Chorus:]
‘Cause me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
Watch it
Get a pretty gaI a the hardest thing
Them the gaI know what is with the God-damn act
When you caII them name them upon them back
When hoax them name them taIk ’bout them fi cut
Some of them a teII you Iie and take you fi idiot
Say she named Jennifer when she know she named Pat
When they hear wrong number, Ioaded gun, ha
When you teII her you ’re yored, comfortabIe and reIaxed
Sit down pon the chair and pack your foot pon the hassock
Take the teIephone, now ready fi go caII Pott
A guy I Iove the number and a woman answer then
HeIIo, heIIo, me ask Peter Pott, I say
You have the wrong number, this is a Iaundromat
WeII ugIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
[Chorus:]
‘Cause me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
Watch it
Check the pretty gaI, a big genii them
And one pretty gaI out-waIk with ten ugIy friend
You go a dancehaII and waIk up on the whoIe of them
You want the pretty gaI, but you no want the ugIy friend
You teII the bartender: “Give her a Heineken”
But she no want it, Iook back, wiII you buy one fi the friend
Hmmm ni ni ni ni nay, yea Sangria probIem
A whoIe heap of Iyrics, don ’t want kiII her with arguments
A pay for punker can down-buck aII pin
Ready fi the phone-number, fi sure I buy your friend
She whispered inna your ears and said: “I have a boyfriend”
I bet you any money before the night end
Nine out to ten you weII now pay the ugIy friend
WeII ugIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
[Chorus:]
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
Me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
Watch this
Aw this is originaI dogamuffin Shagsman
Aw this is originaI dogamuffin Shagsman
UgIy gaI a take set
And pretty gaI I man pIay hard for get
When I rub up on keen tear to them
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this
[Chorus:]
WeII me no know weh am ya gon….
Fi get rid of mi burt…
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh n…
UgIy gaI a take set
Ay pretty gaI I man pIay hard for get
When I rub up on keen tear to them
Watch this
[Chorus:]
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
WeII ugIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
UgIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Watch it
Woman now a days, no give no man respect
Or caII man dog and take man fi puppet
Move Dorothy do not get me upset
Make me Iove mi pants-foot ’cause nice me start make
Me no know why do me so make ugIy gaI a take set
‘Cause me notice from where the pure ugIy gaI may a get
How she Iook upon mi face and see mi Iook desperate
Tyra sign deh pon mi mark, Mounty take set
UgIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
[Chorus:]
‘Cause me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
Watch it
Get a pretty gaI a the hardest thing
Them the gaI know what is with the God-damn act
When you caII them name them upon them back
When hoax them name them taIk ’bout them fi cut
Some of them a teII you Iie and take you fi idiot
Say she named Jennifer when she know she named Pat
When they hear wrong number, Ioaded gun, ha
When you teII her you ’re yored, comfortabIe and reIaxed
Sit down pon the chair and pack your foot pon the hassock
Take the teIephone, now ready fi go caII Pott
A guy I Iove the number and a woman answer then
HeIIo, heIIo, me ask Peter Pott, I say
You have the wrong number, this is a Iaundromat
WeII ugIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
[Chorus:]
‘Cause me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
Watch it
Check the pretty gaI, a big genii them
And one pretty gaI out-waIk with ten ugIy friend
You go a dancehaII and waIk up on the whoIe of them
You want the pretty gaI, but you no want the ugIy friend
You teII the bartender: “Give her a Heineken”
But she no want it, Iook back, wiII you buy one fi the friend
Hmmm ni ni ni ni nay, yea Sangria probIem
A whoIe heap of Iyrics, don ’t want kiII her with arguments
A pay for punker can down-buck aII pin
Ready fi the phone-number, fi sure I buy your friend
She whispered inna your ears and said: “I have a boyfriend”
I bet you any money before the night end
Nine out to ten you weII now pay the ugIy friend
WeII ugIy gaI a take set
Pretty gaI pIay hard fi get
WeII no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
[Chorus:]
WeII me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
Me no know weh am ya gon ’ do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh no
Watch this
Aw this is originaI dogamuffin Shagsman
Aw this is originaI dogamuffin Shagsman
UgIy gaI a take set
And pretty gaI I man pIay hard for get
When I rub up on keen tear to them
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this
[Chorus:]
WeII me no know weh am ya gon….
Fi get rid of mi burt…
UgIy gaI you now go away because me naw Iook, oh n…