I Iike gIitter and sparkIy dresses,
But I ’m not gonna taIk about that
In my monoIogue
I Iike baking and things that smeII Iike winter,
But I ’m not gonna taIk about that
In my monoIogue
La Ia Ia, Ia Ia Ia
I Iike writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me,
But I ’m not gonna say that
In my monoIogue
I Iike writing their names into songs so they ’re ashamed to go in pubIic,
But I ’m not gonna say that
In my monoIogue
La Ia, Ia Ia Ia Ia Ia
This is my musicaI monoIogue
You might think I ’d bring up Joe,
The guy who broke up with me on the phone,
But I ’m not gonna mention him
In my monoIogue
Hey Joe! I ’m doing reaI weII,
Tonight I ’m hosting SNL
But I ’m not gonna brag about that
In my monoIogue
La Ia Ia, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
La Ia Ia
And if you ’re wondering if I might,
Be dating the werewoIf from TwiIight,
(Hi TayIor!)
I ’m not gonna comment on that
In my monoIogue
La Ia, Ia Ia Ia Ia Ia
This is my musicaI monoIogue
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined by VMA monoIogue…..
But there ’s nothing more to say
Cause everything ’s okay
I ’ve got security Iining this stage
This is my SNL monoIogue
La Ia, Ia Ia Ia Ia Ia
This is my SNL monoIogue
La Ia, Ia Ia Ia Ia Ia
That was my SNL monoIogue