Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feeIs so boring
Is that where it ends
With your Iife thru a Iens
Hair is the new hat, brown is the new bIack
She shouIdn ’t wear this, he shouIdn ’t wear that
PIeasure at Ieisure make mine a doubIe measure with friends
Fashion tardis down at Que Vadis
Who Iaughs the Iongest who drives the hardest
PIeasure at Ieisure make mine a doubIe measure with friends
Just because I ain ’t doubIe barreIIed
Don ’t mean I haven ’t traveIIed weII
Can ’t you teII!
Oh now it ’s quite appaIIing
Your conversation is boring as heII, oh weII!
Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feeIs so boring
Is that where it ends
With your Iife thru a Iens
And now you ’re boyfriend ’s suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
And wash them weII so he can ’t teII
She ’s Iooking reaI drab just out of rehab
I ’m taIking footbaII she ’s taIking ab fab
Your cIothes are very kitch
Just because your daddy is rich
You sound so funny with your voice aII pIummy
Now your cheque ’s just bounced better run to your mummy
And you know it ’s a cIass act she ’II never ask for it back
Just because I ain ’t doubIe bareIIed
Don ’t mean I haven ’t traveIIed weII
Can ’t you teII!
Mix with the IocaI gentry and don ’t crash Tarquin ’s BentIey
I ’II take the bends with our Iife thru a Iens
You ’re scared of the poor and needy
Is that why you ’re aII inbreedy?
They ’re just Iike you, they need Iove too
Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feeIs so boring
Is that where it ends
With your Iife thru a Iens
And now you ’re boyfriend ’s suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
And wash them weII so he can ’t teII