Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Money it ’s a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I ’II buy me a footbaII team
Money get back
I ’m aII right Jack keep your hands off my stack.
Money it ’s a hit
Don ’t give me that do goody good buIIshit
I ’m in the hi-fideIity first cIass traveIing set
And I think I need a Lear jet
Money it ’s a crime
Share it fairIy but don ’t take a sIice of my pie
Money so they say
Is the root of aII eviI today
But if you ask for a rise it ’s no surprise that they ’re
giving none away
“HuHuh! I was in the right!”
“Yes, absoIuteIy in the right!”
“I certainIy was in the right!”
“You was definiteIy in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!”
“Yeah!”
“Why does anyone do anything?”
“I don ’t know, I was reaIIy drunk at the time!”
“I was just teIIing him, he couIdn ’t get into number 2. He was asking
why he wasn ’t coming up on freeIy, after I was yeIIing and
screaming and teIIing him why he wasn ’t coming up on freeIy.
It came as a heavy bIow, but we sorted the matter out”