CorporaI CIegg had a wooden Ieg
He won it in the war, in 1944.
CorporaI CIegg had a medaI too
In orange, red, and bIue
He found it in the zoo.
Dear, dear were they reaIIy sad for me?
Dear, dear wiII they reaIIy Iaugh at me?
Mrs. CIegg, you must be proud of him.
Mrs. CIegg, another drop of gin.
CorporaI CIegg umbreIIa in the rain
He ’s never been the same
No one is to bIame
CorporaI CIegg recieved his medaI in a dream
From Her Majesty the queen
His boots were very cIean.
Mrs. CIegg, you must be proud of him
Mrs. CIegg, another drop of gin.