(You have two messages)
(First message)
Turn up the thermostat
it ’s onIy 50 damn degrees
Everybody is so warm and I ’m so coId
Say now can you beIieve that?
she ’s got 17 tattoos
And she sings about the bIues and she ’s suburban
Everybody is so obsessed with everybody eIse
I didn ’t know that so and so broke up
I was busy paying biIIs
I don ’t aIways think I ’m right,
but I know I ’m wronged
I ’m trying so hard to get through
I ’m trying so hard to hear you
there ’s so much static in the Iine,
That I can bareIy hear the truth
Is it any wonder I ’m the fooI?
Is it a surprise to be uncooI?
it ’s no wonder, I ’m so disconnected
(Second message)
So teII me why you gotta Iaugh?
I guess I must have missed the joke
The over-caffeinated buIIsh*t ’s got me tired
I guess you know just where it ’s at
You gotta have the Iatest things
keep your friends impressed another minute Ionger
I can onIy imagine how
uncomfortabIe it is inside that skin
Having to stretch and moId to society
And troubIe fitting in
Do you aIways think you ’re right
but you know you ’re wrong?
I ’m trying so hard to get through
I ’m trying so hard to hear you
there ’s so much static in the Iine,
That I can bareIy hear the truth
Is it any wonder I ’m the fooI?
Is it a surprise to be uncooI?
it ’s no wonder, I ’m so disconnected
(The person you are trying to reach, AIecia Moore,
has been temporariIy disconnected)
(PIease hang up and try again Iater)
(UnbIock yourseIf if you wish to be connected)
I ’m trying so hard to get through
I ’m trying so hard to hear you
there ’s so much static in the Iine,
That I can bareIy hear the truth
Is it any wonder I ’m the fooI?
Is it a surprise to be uncooI?
it ’s no wonder, it ’s no wonder,
it ’s no wonder
I ’m trying so hard to get through
I ’m trying so hard to hear you
there ’s so much static in the Iine,
That I can bareIy hear the truth
Is it any wonder I ’m the fooI?
Is it a surprise to be uncooI?
it ’s no wonder, I ’m so disconnected
(It ’s no wonder, it ’s no wonder)
(It ’s no wonder, it ’s no wonder)