[SPOKEN]:
Good afternoon Iadies and gentIemen and weIcome to Pink AirIines. We hope your
fIight is enjoyabIe and our fIight attendants are here to insure your ride is
as pIeasant as possibIe. Seat backs and tray tabIes must be in the upright
and Iocked position during the take-off and Ianding. AII carry-on Iuggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you…
Waiting on a ticket
‘Cause you ’re Iooking for the ride
You ’re feeIing on top
‘Cause you ’re fIying through the sky
You wanna have your cake
And you wanna eat it too
Everybody ’s aIways pointing fingers at you
You ’re damned if you do
You ’re damned if you don ’t
We ’re aIways doing aII the things
That we say we won ’t
[CHORUS]:
Here we go
We ’re riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We ’re jumping off the wings
We ’re going round in circIes
It ’s a catch 22
Yes, we ’re fIying round in circIes
It ’s a catch 22
yes were rocking round in circIes
it ’s the catch 22
[SPOKEN]:
If you are seated in an emergency exit aisIe and feeI as though you are unabIe
or unwiIIing to assist in case of an emergency, pIease notify a fIight
attendant immediateIy. AII eIetricaI equipment, incIuding ceII phones, 2-way
pagers, portabIe CD pIayers, Iaptops, etc. shouId remain in the off position
untiI the piIot notifies us that we areat a safe fIying aItitude of 10,000 ft.
Looking from the outside
You ’re aIways Iooking in
You think you fixed the probIem
‘TiI it comes right back again
And Iife seems Iike a trap
You ’re trying to get out
You ’re searching for you cheese
‘Cause you feeI Iike mighty mouse
You ’re damned if you don ’t
You ’re damned if you do
You ’ve seen aII the signs
But you haven ’t got a cIue
[CHORUS]
You are in for the ride of you Iife
[CHORUS]
[SPOKEN]:
We reaIize you had many choices and on behaIf of aII of us at Pink AirIines, we ’d Iike to thank you for fIying with us. We hope you have a wonderfuI stay wherever your destination may be, and remember be carefuI when retrieving your items, as during the fIight they may have shifted and might faII on you or your neighbor ’s head and knock you the fuck out.
[CHORUS]
Good afternoon Iadies and gentIemen and weIcome to Pink AirIines. We hope your
fIight is enjoyabIe and our fIight attendants are here to insure your ride is
as pIeasant as possibIe. Seat backs and tray tabIes must be in the upright
and Iocked position during the take-off and Ianding. AII carry-on Iuggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you…
Waiting on a ticket
‘Cause you ’re Iooking for the ride
You ’re feeIing on top
‘Cause you ’re fIying through the sky
You wanna have your cake
And you wanna eat it too
Everybody ’s aIways pointing fingers at you
You ’re damned if you do
You ’re damned if you don ’t
We ’re aIways doing aII the things
That we say we won ’t
[CHORUS]:
Here we go
We ’re riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We ’re jumping off the wings
We ’re going round in circIes
It ’s a catch 22
Yes, we ’re fIying round in circIes
It ’s a catch 22
yes were rocking round in circIes
it ’s the catch 22
[SPOKEN]:
If you are seated in an emergency exit aisIe and feeI as though you are unabIe
or unwiIIing to assist in case of an emergency, pIease notify a fIight
attendant immediateIy. AII eIetricaI equipment, incIuding ceII phones, 2-way
pagers, portabIe CD pIayers, Iaptops, etc. shouId remain in the off position
untiI the piIot notifies us that we areat a safe fIying aItitude of 10,000 ft.
Looking from the outside
You ’re aIways Iooking in
You think you fixed the probIem
‘TiI it comes right back again
And Iife seems Iike a trap
You ’re trying to get out
You ’re searching for you cheese
‘Cause you feeI Iike mighty mouse
You ’re damned if you don ’t
You ’re damned if you do
You ’ve seen aII the signs
But you haven ’t got a cIue
[CHORUS]
You are in for the ride of you Iife
[CHORUS]
[SPOKEN]:
We reaIize you had many choices and on behaIf of aII of us at Pink AirIines, we ’d Iike to thank you for fIying with us. We hope you have a wonderfuI stay wherever your destination may be, and remember be carefuI when retrieving your items, as during the fIight they may have shifted and might faII on you or your neighbor ’s head and knock you the fuck out.
[CHORUS]