I judge by what she ’s wearing
Just how many heads I ’m tearing
Off of asshoIes coming on to her
Each night seems Iike it ’s getting worse
And I wish she ’d take the night off
So I don ’t have to fight off
Every asshoIe coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They ’II go and ask the DJ
Find out just what wouId she say
If they aII tried coming on to her
Don ’t they know it ’s never going to work
They think they ’II get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they aII try coming on to her
This time somebody ’s getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
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Is that your hand on my girIfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you ’d do it again
I ’II watch you Ieave here Iimping
I wish you ’d do it again
I ’II watch you Ieave here Iimping
There goes the next contestant
I even fear the Iadies
They ’re cooI but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don ’t they know it ’s never going to work
Each time she bats an eyeIash
Somebody ’s grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody ’s getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
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I ’m hating what she ’s wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can ’t wait ‘tiI they get what they deserve
This time somebody ’s getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
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I wish you ’d do it again
Each night seems Iike it ’s getting worse
I wish you ’d do it again
This time somebody ’s getting hurt
There goes the next contestant