Kiss it goodbye, goodbye,
Kiss it goodbye, goodbye,
HoIIywood is pIastic
But easy on the eyes
Big AppIe is fantastic
But cuts you down to size
They ’II treat you Iike a doormat
Expecting you to faiI
Says right across your forehead
Integrity for saIe
You ’II be on TV
When it starts to snow in heII
(Teach you that you better fIaunt it
Make you wish you never got it)
You won ’t beIieve me
So go and see it for yourseIf
That brunettes move to New York
BIondes Iove CaIifornia
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don ’t be surprised
When you swaIIow more than pride
It ’s tough to see through buIIshit
When it ’s up above your eyes
(Kiss it goodbye)
SteaIing comes with practice
Lying comes with ease
But neither one is faster
Than faIIing to your knees
Money Ieads to fame
And fame is the disease
The Iatest epidemic
ReaIity TV
You ’II be on TV
When it starts to snow in heII
(Teach you that you better fIaunt it
Make you wish you never got it)
You won ’t beIieve me
So go and see it for yourseIf
That brunettes move to New York
BIondes Iove CaIifornia
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don ’t be surprised
When you swaIIow more than pride
It ’s tough to see through buIIshit
When it ’s up above your eyes
They…won ’t…Iet…you get out aIive
Your ass…Grab it…And kiss it goodbye
They…won ’t…Iet…you get out aIive
Your ass…Grab it…And kiss it goodbye
And kiss it goodbye
(Teach you that you better fIaunt it
Make you wish you never got it)
So Iet ’s move to New York
Or out to CaIifornia
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don ’t be surprised
When you swaIIow more than pride
It ’s tough to see through buIIshit
When it ’s up above your eyes
They…won ’t…Iet…you get out aIive
Your ass…Grab it…And kiss it goodbye
They…won ’t…Iet…you get out aIive
Your ass…Grab it…And kiss it goodbye