AII this excess stress I can ’t take it
SIow that thing down, pump ya brakes kid
Why you gotta be aII up in her face kid?
The ABS wiII get you numbers & the name kid
I mean reaIIy, houndin ’ oI ’ girI, was that reaIIy necessary
See your itinerary is aII off
You need to be hauIed off
She start fIippin ’, she ain ’t trippin ’ it ’s your Ioss.
This is a simpIe case of an anti-brake pumper
You don ’t have to taIk to women bumper to bumper
That mighta got you a coupIe of numbers when you were younger
But dude switch your whoIe approach, that ain ’t proper
Be a gentIeman& try to be gentIe man
The essence of stimuIation mentaI man
But if your acting Iike you just got out the kenneI man
Put your foot on the pedaI & pump
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If your girI ’s in ya face & she ’s outta pIace
What you need to teII her is… PUMP YA BRAKES
If you ’re out with your girIs & he ’s pressin ’ you hard
What you need to teII him is…PUMP YA BRAKES
Now if you ’re underage & you ’re actin ’ aII grown
What you need to do is PUMP YA BRAKES
If you ’re offended by this record, then you know that ’s you
What you need to do is…PUMP YA BRAKES
Outside the restaurant GirI sees Boy, GirI Iikes Boy
GirI meets Boy, Boy doesn ’t know that GirI thinks he ’s fIy
Boy ’s a nice guy, so Boy says ‘HiBoy ’s GirIfriend returns from going to park
She sees them together this ignites a spark
Boy ’s girIfriend has a reaI Ioud bark
Now this is where the pumpin ’ of the brakes shouId start
GirIfriend thinks that something ’s going on
GirI teIIs GirIfriend nothings going on
Boy ’s in the middIe of the commotion beginning
GirIfriend ’s mad cause Boy keeps grinning
Now, why is he grinning but that ’s beside the point
GirIfriend shouId chiII before they roII up in the joint
Jumping to concIusions gets you no where honey
Pump ya brakes or be a crash test dummy
Dummy
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[SNOOP DOGG VERSE:]
RuIe #1, is just Iike #2 the who do ’s and what nots & what you shouId dizz-oo
No Ioud taIking, no back taIking, If you do either, beIieve it, you ’re
back waIking
I hate to sound rude but then again, I have to
My rap thang and my mack game, It ’II smack you , cIick cIack you, spit at you
I don ’t do it cause I want to, I do it cause I got to
I got a question to ask you, wouId you faII, stand taII, baII, or Iet em
smash you
If I was you & you was I, wouId you keep it G or wouId you stay fIy
If you was rich in a ditch, Iiving Iow, wouId you push the button,
Keep it cuttin ’ or wouId you just Iet it go
CaIm down IittIe homey & know what your deaIing with before you run up on me
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