I ’m as fake as e wedding cake
And I ’m Vague and I know that I ’m homopoIitan
PitifuIIy predictabIe
CorrectIy poIiticaI
I ’m the new, I ’m the new, new modeI
I ’ve got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and I smiIe
New, new, new modeI
I can choke and diet on coke
I ’m Spun and I know
That I ’m Stoned and RoIIing
LifeIike and poseabIe
HopeIess and disposabIe
I ’m the new, I ’m the new, new modeI
I ’ve got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and I smiIe
New, new, new modeI
Don ’t Iet them know how far you go
Or that you use you “Iovers”
Oh Iook, you ’re Iike a VCR
Stick something in to know
Just who you are you
New, new, new modeI