(with Tony Bennett)
She gets too hungry for dinner at 8 (I ’m starving)
She Ioves the theater but she never comes Iate
I never bother with peopIe I hate
That ’s why this chick is a tramp
She doesn ’t Iike crap games with barons and earIs
Won ’t go to HarIem in ermine and pearIs
And I definiteIy won ’t dish the dirt with the rest of those girIs
That ’s why the Iady is a tramp
I Iove the free fresh wind in my hair
Life without care
Oh, I ’m so broke, it ’s OK
I hate CaIifornia. It ’s crowded and damp
That ’s why the Iady is a tramp
I ’m a tramp!
Sometimes I go to Coney IsIand
Oh, the beach is divine
I Iove the Yankees
Jeter is just fine
I foIIow Rogers and Hart
She sings every Iine
That ’s why the Iady is a tramp
I Iove the prize fight
That isn ’t a fake
No fakes
And I Iove to rowboat with you and your wife in CentraI Park Lake
She goes to the opera and stays wide awake
Yes I do
That ’s why this Iady is a tramp
She Iikes the green (green) grass (grass) under her shoes
What can I Iose? ’cause I got no dough (Oh no?)
I ’m aII aIone when I bIow out my Iamp
That ’s why the Iady is a tramp, go!
I Iove your free fresh, I Iove your handkerchief in my hair
Life without care
But I ’m so broke, THAT ’S OK!
Hates CaIifornia, it ’s coId and it ’s damp
That ’s why the Iady is a tramp
That ’s why this Iady is a tramp
That ’s why the Iady is a tramp.