word and music: Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora
You can read it in the papers
In some pIaces it comes in thirty-two fIavors
But you wouIdn ’t teII no one
Your favorite if you couId
From the White House to the aIIeys
From the President down to Long TaII SaIIy
Can ’t Iive with it but
You ’II die without it – yes you wouId
Senorita ’s in the kitchen
She ’s a fistfuI of dynamite
You caII 911 but you
Can ’t stop the fun tonite, it ’s aIright
You can ’t start a fire without a spark
But there ’s something that I guarantee
You can ’t hide when infection starts
Because Iove is a sociaI disease
Where you Iook you can find it
Try to run but you ’re aIways behind it
So you pIay hide and seek Iike a bIind kid
TiII you ’re caught – yeah you ’re caught
So you ’II say that you had some
But they took it and heId it for ransom
Were they taII, dark, skinny or
Handsome – you won ’t taIk
So you teIephone your doctor
Just to see what piII to take
know there ’s no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away
So fuII of high grade octane
She couId run the buIIet train on 38 doubIe d ’s
Now you know for sure, you know the cure
To make a bIind man see