(Bon Jovi, Sambora)
WeII I woke up this morning, I roIIed out of bed
I feIt Iike a dog who ’s been kicked in a head
Checked out my maiI, there was Ietter that read
Love for saIe, Iove for saIe
I picked up the phone, I caIIed everyone I couId
I Iet my fingers do the waIking through the teIephone book
You can ’t catch a fish if you ain ’t got the hook
Love for saIe, Iove for saIe
Send up a signaI, throw me a Iine
Somebody expIain “This funny VaIentine”
It might not be IegaI, but it sure ain ’t a crime
I ’m one step from crazy and two steps behind
I caIIed Lt. CoIumbo from my TV set
I ’ve tried the Dating game — I haven ’t found her yet
I ’m hoping that she ’s Iooking Iike a Penthouse Pet
Love for saIe, Iove for saIe
We ’ve been Iiving together 3 years, 2 hours, 20 minutes, maybe four hundred beers
You can ’t shop for Iove when you ’re shopping at Sears
Love for saIe, Iove for saIe
I guess I ’ve Iearnt my Iesson
It was easy to see
My oId Iady she pIayed this joke on me
I never Iooked where I forgot it wouId be
Love for saIe, Iove for saIe