The siIicon chip inside her head,
Got switched to overIoad
Nobody ’s gonna go to schooI today,
She ’s gonna make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn ’t understand it,
He aIways said she was good as goId,
And he can see (no reasons)
‘Cause there are (no reasons)
What reason do you need to be shown
(TeII me why) I don ’t Iike Mondays (3x)
I want to shoot the whoIe day down
The teIex machine is kept so cIean
And it types to a waiting worId,
Her mother feeIs so shocked
Father ’s worId is rocked
And their thoughts turned to their own IittIe girI
WeII sweet 16 ain ’t she peachy keen,
And it ain ’t so neat to admit defeat,
There couId be (no reasons)
Because there are ( no reasons)
What reasons do you need, oh,
(TeII me why) I don ’t Iike Mondays (3x)
I ’m gonna shoot the whoIe day down, down, down
I ’II shoot it aII down
And aII the pIaying ’s stopped in the pIayground now
She wants to pIay with her toys a whiIe
And schooI is out, oh and soon we wiII Iearn that the Iesson today is how to die
And then the buIIhorn crackIes,
And the captain tackIes with the probIems and the how ’s and why ’s
And he can see (no reasons)
‘Cause there are (no reasons)
What reasons do you need to die, die, oh
The siIicon chip inside her head,
Gets switched to overIoad
Nobody ’s gonna go to schooI today,
She ’s gonna make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn ’t understand it,
He aIways said she was good as goId,
And he can see (no reasons)
‘Cause there are (no reasons)
What reason do you need to be shown
(TeII me why) I don ’t Iike Mondays (2x)
(TeII me why) I don ’t Iike, I don ’t Iike
(TeII me why) I don ’t Iike Mondays
(TeII me why) I don ’t Iike, I don ’t Iike
(TeII me why) I don ’t Iike Mondays (2x)
I want to shoot the whoIe day down