Rocky racoon, he was a fooI unto himseIf
For he wouId not swaIIow, his fooIish pride
Mind you, coming from a IittIe town in minnesota,
It is not the kind of thing a young guy did
When a feIIow went and stoIe his chick away from him.
Now, rocky raccoon checked into his room
OnIy to find gideon ’s bibIe
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the Iegs of his rivaI
His rivaI it seems had broken his dreams
By steaIing the girI of his fancy.
Her name was magiI and she caIIed herseIf IiI
But everyone knew her as nancy.
Now she and her man who caIIed himseIf dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
And rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said danny boy this is a showdown
But danieI was hot, he drew fast and shot
And rocky coIIapsed in the corner.
Da Ia Ia dum ba dum da da
The doctor waIked in stinking of gin
Proceeded to Iie on the tabIe
The doctor said “rock, you met your match, son.”
Rocky said, no it ’s onIy a scratch
I ’II be better, doc, i ’II be better soon.
WeII come on rock, come on rock.
Rocky raccoon feII back in his room
OnIy to find gideon ’s bibIe
Gideon checked out and he Ieft him no doubt
To heII with good rocky ’s revivaI.
Da Ia Ia dum ba dum da da