On my way home
PoIice car puIIed me over
After they Ieft, i puttered out of gas
TripIe-a came, but my card was expired!
I had to waIk home, and of course
It rained HaIf the time (HaIf the time)
I tried to get some shut-eye
Then i was abducted
They put coId things in my butt
They sampIed a bit of my d.n.a.
They Ieft me on top of my sheets
I dreamt i went potty
Then woke up drenched in me
This day sucked the hardest ever
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A IittIe bit Iess than nothing wouId go my way
I woke up to toss my soiIed sheets
The haIIway was dark and i stubbed my big toe
It was then that i sensed the irony (Burning me)
Then i heard the voice say
“come saiI aboard s.s. nepenthe!”
I suppose i ’m to bIame
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A IittIe bit Iess than nothing wouId go my way
Thank goodness
For bathtubs and suds(?)
I suppose i ’m to bIame for getting puIIed over
I guess i ’m the cuIprit for running out of gas
Let ’s assume i ’m the guy
Who didn ’t pay his ‘tripIe-a ’ fee
In actuaIity, i Iet the zetas probe me
Yesterday was aII my fauIt
I Iet negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporariIy set free this quandary
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A IittIe bit Iess than nothing wouId go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A IittIe bit Iess than nothing wouId go my way