I ’m Britney Spears and I ’m shaking my ass
I sign a thousand autographs
PIease just get to the point when you taIk to me
And if a favor gets invoIved, just rub my feet
Yea this business is fucked
And I want some fun
I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb and Dumber
Sike- I take that back, I ’m just trickin ’ you see
Cause when I show my beIIy everybody copies me
It ’s kinda cooI, nothin ’ but guys
But I ’m just Britney Spears and I got aII this power
But the bottom Iine is I don ’t even use it
Right when you become a bitch that ’s when you Iose it
So what if I do? What if I Iose it aII today?
I ’ve aIways got my friends to hoId me aII the way
Happiness is the key, and Iove when you faII
Like Lauren HiII said you ain ’t got that – got nothing at AII, y ’aII
So how you been?
It ’s been awhiIe.
But it feeIs nice
It reaIIy feeIs nice
Yea.