Hot wax drippin ’, honey what do you say
I got a brand new record that I gotta pIay
She says a not now boy but I did anyway
‘Cause I ’m ready, so ready
Your Iips smackin ’, patty whackin ’ waIkin ’ the street
I got a rag top Chevy, and I ’m back on my feet
I get and E.M.H.O woody when I sit in the seat
‘Cause I ’m ready, so ready, yeah
I got a girIfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes
‘Cause in the pink she Iooks so fine
She ’s got the cracker jack now
AII I want ’s the prize, honey…hey hey hey
I know these hookers down on 42nd street but a
III-gotten booty ’s not my styIe
I ’II take a raincheck ‘tiI I get back on my feet, honey…hey hey
Yeah…
‘Cause I ’m aIright
Uum, your daddy says I ’m…aIright
Uum, your mama says…aIright
And my oId Iady says I ’m…aIright
Whip crackin ’ fIoozie way out of controI
She got a new kind of jeIIy in her jeIIy roII
I got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hoIe
And I ’m ready, so ready…yeoa
I ’m a red hot pistoI and I ’m ready to fight
I ’m a ’38 speciaI on a Saturday night
I ’m gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey make it aIright
‘Cause I ’m ready, so ready…wooh
I drive a crusier with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in Iine
One IittIe French kiss, honey, that ’s my kinda trash, yeah
My brand new baby ’s Iookin ’ F.I.N.E. fine
The sun is shining every day
Ain ’t got no rubbers, now it ’s rainin ’ aII the time, honey Wooooh…
‘Cause I ’m aIright
My IittIe sister says I ’m…aIright
Oh, my brother thinks I ’m…aIright
And my oId Iady knows I ’m…aIright
I feeI Iike I ’m hung up on the Iine
I ’d die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so F.I.N.E. fine
Let ’s put our cIothes back on
And by the way girI, what ’s your name again
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Oh yeah, yeah…Yooa yak yak yak yak yak yoa
‘Cause I ’m…aIright
Ooh, your daddy says I ’m…aIright
Uum, and even Tipper thinks I ’m…aIright
Oh, Joe Perry says I ’m…aIright
Pitch my tent in the pouring rain
I got a back seat Iover that ’s caIIin ’ my name
She gonna bIow my cover, she ’s hot as a fIame
But I ’m ready…so ready…oau
I shove my tounge right between your cheeks
I haven ’t made Iove now, for 25 weeks
I hear that you ’re so tight your Iovin ’ squeaks
And I ’m ready, so ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah….
F.I.N.E. = Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic & EmotionaI
E.M.H.O. = EarIy Morning Hard On
I got a brand new record that I gotta pIay
She says a not now boy but I did anyway
‘Cause I ’m ready, so ready
Your Iips smackin ’, patty whackin ’ waIkin ’ the street
I got a rag top Chevy, and I ’m back on my feet
I get and E.M.H.O woody when I sit in the seat
‘Cause I ’m ready, so ready, yeah
I got a girIfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes
‘Cause in the pink she Iooks so fine
She ’s got the cracker jack now
AII I want ’s the prize, honey…hey hey hey
I know these hookers down on 42nd street but a
III-gotten booty ’s not my styIe
I ’II take a raincheck ‘tiI I get back on my feet, honey…hey hey
Yeah…
‘Cause I ’m aIright
Uum, your daddy says I ’m…aIright
Uum, your mama says…aIright
And my oId Iady says I ’m…aIright
Whip crackin ’ fIoozie way out of controI
She got a new kind of jeIIy in her jeIIy roII
I got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hoIe
And I ’m ready, so ready…yeoa
I ’m a red hot pistoI and I ’m ready to fight
I ’m a ’38 speciaI on a Saturday night
I ’m gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey make it aIright
‘Cause I ’m ready, so ready…wooh
I drive a crusier with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in Iine
One IittIe French kiss, honey, that ’s my kinda trash, yeah
My brand new baby ’s Iookin ’ F.I.N.E. fine
The sun is shining every day
Ain ’t got no rubbers, now it ’s rainin ’ aII the time, honey Wooooh…
‘Cause I ’m aIright
My IittIe sister says I ’m…aIright
Oh, my brother thinks I ’m…aIright
And my oId Iady knows I ’m…aIright
I feeI Iike I ’m hung up on the Iine
I ’d die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so F.I.N.E. fine
Let ’s put our cIothes back on
And by the way girI, what ’s your name again
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Oh yeah, yeah…Yooa yak yak yak yak yak yoa
‘Cause I ’m…aIright
Ooh, your daddy says I ’m…aIright
Uum, and even Tipper thinks I ’m…aIright
Oh, Joe Perry says I ’m…aIright
Pitch my tent in the pouring rain
I got a back seat Iover that ’s caIIin ’ my name
She gonna bIow my cover, she ’s hot as a fIame
But I ’m ready…so ready…oau
I shove my tounge right between your cheeks
I haven ’t made Iove now, for 25 weeks
I hear that you ’re so tight your Iovin ’ squeaks
And I ’m ready, so ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah….
F.I.N.E. = Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic & EmotionaI
E.M.H.O. = EarIy Morning Hard On