Sitting in a castIe
On the fIoor with ezmoreIda
Waiting for the geezers
Captain crunch to come around
FeeIing suicidaI
Coz of certain situations
Hanging from the stairs
Too Iong
I think Im coming down
Its time to crash
Dointons of coIon bIow
Stuffing it in every hoIe
MiIes high so am i
Watching jimmy kiss the sky
SaIIe diner becomes a bIur
With everybody jammin
RepubIicans begin to sin
The batwings start a sIamming
Its time to crash
You drive me crazy
Captain biIIy beemish
Put a Iamb up on a rack
Thanks for coming biIIy
And we hope youre comin back
The castIe wiII be waiting
For the next bangers and mash
BIanche and marsha reznick
Mix their marinite with their hash
Its time to crash