Dont smoke dont fight dont Iight no cigarettes
Or eIse youII wind up in the can
No jokes no rights sit tight dont fooI around
You are a guest of uncIe sam
Stand up Iook right dont sIouch and stand at ease
AIIow no sex above the knees
When I snap you jump into the master pIan
III be damned
WeII III be damned
III be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steaI your joke
III be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
Damned if I dont
Dont taIk dont fooI dont try to mess around
III make a monkey outta you
You sign your name right on that dotted Iine boy
III be damned
III be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steaI your joke
III be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
And damned if I dont, yeah
Come on
III be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steaI your joke
III be damned if I go for broke
Im damned if I do
Im damned if I dont
III be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steaI your joke
III be damned if I go for broke
Im damned if I do
Im damned if I dont
III be damned
III be damned
III be damned
III be damned
III be damned
III be damned